Rating: NC-17 for ridiculous, awkward, retina-burning...ness.
Genre: crack, humor, romance?, smut? crack crack crack
Summary: SHINee has a brilliant idea, and it involves air-sex.
( "JONGHYUNNIE, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH JAPAN?!" Key screeched suddenly. )
Title: Hopeless Romantic
Genre: romance, humor, smut
Summary: Key is a diva, and Jonghyun is a hopless romantic, but that works just fine for them.
( "I don't want to have sex on the couch." Sighing, Jonghyun kissed the younger boy's neck in hopes of distracting him. "Honestly, Jonghyun, everyone has to sit there. Besides, it's so clichéd." )
Title: DROP THE CAKE GIRL (aka Minho Is A Greasy Homeless Man)
Summary: Jjong fails at English, but wins so hard at coming up with supersecrettotallyawesomeplanofawesome plans.
( Key jumped suddenly, his computer spilling out of his lap as Jonghyun came skipping (yes skipping) into the living room. )
Pairing: Jonghyun/Key, minor Minho/Taemin
Summary: Key's obsession with female fashion has hit a breaking point, and that breaking point is Jonghyun's sanity
( Jonghyun was lying face-down and sobbing into the carpet, phrases like "girlpants" and "leave me" and "such good sex" filtering through the otherwise muffled gobbledygook. )
Title: JongKey Marsala
Genre: romance, humor, crack
Summary: Everyone knows that Jonghyun has a Romeo & Juliet fetish, but this has gone too far.
( "What the fuck am I wearing" Key was glaring at him, hands on hips and foot tapping impatiently on the ground. Jonghyun looked him up and down, taking in the rich red fabric and gold accents as if it were nothing. )
Title: Of Autumn Rain and Chocolate Chip Cookies
Pairing: slight Jonghyun/Taemin, featuring Key
Summary: On a rainy day in Seoul, Taemin wants cookies.
( "No, Kibum said that we don't need cookies," Taemin scoffed, flinging his hair over his shoulder, his tone implying that cookies were God's food and only a true gourmet could appreciate their deliciousness. )
Title: All The Things I Said
Genre: angst, romance
Summary: Kibum needs to know the difference between Kim Kibum and Key. Jonghyun just needs to know what that makes him.
( There's a long silence after those words, and Key watches him, eyes dark and quiet and God he is beautiful. Jonghyun knew it before, but right now it hits him like a kick in the teeth, like being punched in the stomach and loving every second. )
Title: Get It
Summary: Jonghyun and Kibum are having some private time when they get an unexpected visitor.
( "Kibummie," he purred, chuckling as a thrust from Taemin rocked through Kibum's body and hit Jonghyun as a moan against his lips. "Kibummie, why don't we treat Taemin as the guest he is?" )
Title: I know the moon is troubling, its pale eloquence is always such a meddling intrusive lie
Pairing: onesided Jonghyun/Key
Genre: romance, slight angst
Summary: Jonghyun hates the moon. He hates it for bringing Kibum to his bed, night after night, his blood still thumping loudly through his veins from a fresh nightmare.
( He hates the pale moonlight on Kibum's face, illuminating a jaw line that could cut you if you got too close. )
Title: 5 Times Jonghyun Was A Creepy Stalker (But Not Really)
Genre: romance, humor, college AU
Summary: Jonghyun's habit of staring off into nothingness gets him into trouble. And by trouble I of course mean love.
( The first time it happened was a mistake. Jonghyun was in the library for the first time in his entire life, and so of course he was lost. )